If you’ve been thinking of reading something of ours but just haven’t got around to it yet, this might be a good time. For World Book Day, you’re welcome to download an ebook from each of us, free.
From PM: the first of the Clan Wars series, Greylady, in the following formats.
All these ebook files are hosted at our online file storage at Box.net, so that you won’t have to go through our ebook store’s purchase structure to download them.
So enjoy! — and whether you read one of our books or not today, please think a little about how important books are in the world we all share.
(ETA: This offer runs out at 23:59PM Hawai’ian time on March 6th. Sorry, forgot to say…)
okay so these fuckers are the worst cookies they literally drive me insane
because as you may know the definition of insanity is doing the same thing repeatedly while expecting a different result
like when you see these things
you know they’re awful and tasteless but you love how they have a nice texture but they always taste dry and never sweet enough and never satisfying
so you look at these shitty cookies and think “no, I’m going to eat one. maybe this time it’ll be different. maybe it will at least be satisfyingly sweet as a cookie should be”
but every time you just get a mouthful of flour and far too much of that nasty ass frosting
but you keep coming back because someday you hope that these cookies will be as good as you hope they could be
but they never are and you spiral into the lofthouse cookie madness and find yourself nearly gagging on these shitty flavorless cookies every single time a box is set out in front of you
i would have died thinking i was alone thinking a lot of things if i didn’t join tumblr
Ain’t it cool?
Maybe it says too much about me to admit that I own four of these six editions.
(Everybody go get the Rouse Odyssey if you can find it, BTW. It’s one of the best ones. And a prose version at that.)
CONCIERGE: Where are you visiting from?
CONCIERGE: Ah, Toronto. It’s been an exciting week for you all, huh?
GUEST: Oh yes! We saw Macy’s! AND the Empire State Building!!! And the STATUE!!! We’re having so much fun!!!!
(Typical Canadians. You try to talk shit about their crack-smoking mayor, and they turn it into a positive conversation about exploring.)